Justin Bieber says he’s retiring after his next album drops. Even dumber: me, at 52 yrs old, using the term “drops” instead of “comes out”!
Some dude spent $100,000 on cosmetic surgery to look like Bieber. That’s only half as much as Kenny Rogers spent to look like Connie Chung!
George Zimmerman artwork selling on eBay for $100g’s. Much like George Zimmerman himself, the painting is not framed!
Can’t believe Duck Dynasty dad told GQ that the vagina is more desireable than a man’s anus. What? Someone from Duck Dynasty was in GQ?!
Duck Dynasty’ dad says that for a man, the vagina is more desireable than man anus. There goes the spin-off ‘Duck Dynasty: San Francisco’
Colin Farrell had a “romantic relationship” with Liz Taylor? What’s next? He spanks it to “Throw Momma From The Train”?
Colin Farrell says Liz Taylor was his last romantic relationship. You had me at “I’ve fallen & I can’t get up!”
Congrats to KISS on being inducted into the Rock n’Roll Hall Of Fame. Gene’s hair simultanesouly inducted into the Hair Club For Men!
New Tila Tequila sex tape to be released. If a D-list celeb porn falls in the forest & no one’s around to buy it does it make a sound?
Kelly LeBrock arrested for DUI in LA. Oh great, another Hollywood actress trying to make a comeback!