Graphic designer creates Vladimir Putin butt plug. Ironic that the world’s biggest homophobe is up more guys asses in Russia than anyone!
Joe Biden says Obama gave him “every shit job in the world.” Most of it’s harmless but making him Nancy Pelosi’s fluffer…
See my 1-woman show tonite & tomorrow in Santa Rosa! You’ll laugh & cry so hard, you’ll bust a gunt! For tix, go to http://bit.ly/Lf0FtM
MA court declares “Upskirting” - taking photos under women’s skirts - legal. I’m wearin’ panties in MA! Don’t want any dick pics out there!
Ellen gives Oscars’ pizza guy $1000 tip. Remember the guy who burnt his hog fucking a pizza last wk? Be funnier if it were Harrison Ford!
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll SHART! See my 1-woman show in Santa Rosa CA, this Fri & Sat, March 7/8. For tix, go to http://bit.ly/Lf0FtM
On sale NOW: stand-up shows in Akron, OH on 5/2 at Tangiers Cabaret Room & in Pauma Valley, CA on 6/6 at Pauma Casino!
The word “puke” in Filipino means “vagina.” Either way, fingering your puke — not a good thing!
I bring HEART & WHINE to the HEART of WINE country — Santa, Rosa CA — with my toucing & funny 1-woman show 3/7-8! Tix http://bit.ly/Lf0FtM
For the last 100 yrs the taller of the 2 presidential candidates usually wins. Then I only have 4 words: @HowardStern for President!