Marine recruit says they’re called “faggot” 10-50 times a day. Well, he was in BRAVO company after all! (That joke’s for you, @BravoAndy!)
Marine recruit says they’re called “faggot” 10-50 times a day. That’s shameful!!! “Ass bandit” & “sperm burper” are sooooo much funnier!
Catherine Zeta Jones home after bipolar treatment. Michael Douglas doesn’t hafta tell neighbors they were just “rehearsing a scene” anymore
Bees in Croatia trained 2 find land mines. If they want bees to find a bomb, send them to wherever Tom Cruise’s film ‘Oblivion’ is playing!
Man installs cam in house to catch ghosts, catches gf & son having sex instead. No ghost but there was something white flying thru the air!
Just as I’d heard, @TrevorNoah brings it! See his show at 45 Bleecker before it’s too late. 1 of a kind!!
Man arrested in NY grocery store for rubbing pepperoni against exposed penis. I don’t even wanna know where he hid the salami!
Some nice things entertainers, including me & @galifianakisz have done recently for various folks. We ain’t all bad!!! http://bit.ly/16Ob20z
