Bees in Croatia trained 2 find land mines. If they want bees to find a bomb, send them to wherever Tom Cruise’s film ‘Oblivion’ is playing!
Man installs cam in house to catch ghosts, catches gf & son having sex instead. No ghost but there was something white flying thru the air!
Just as I’d heard, @TrevorNoah brings it! See his show at 45 Bleecker before it’s too late. 1 of a kind!!
Man arrested in NY grocery store for rubbing pepperoni against exposed penis. I don’t even wanna know where he hid the salami!
Some nice things entertainers, including me & @galifianakisz have done recently for various folks. We ain’t all bad!!! http://bit.ly/16Ob20z
Check out this photo of me and @robertAbooey today at @HowardStern
Great to see my pal, @RobertABooey here at @HowardStern - lookin’ classy even at 7:30 am!!
I’ll be on @howardstern at 8a ET to talk about how I lost 106lbs. And I didn’t need to be locked in a basement in Cleveland to do it!