Tila Tequila in rehab for eating disorder, drug addiction. She shoulda went ‘Celeb Rehab’. She’s almost un-famous enough to be on there!
North Dakota woman marries herself. Learns to drink too much, call self a cunt & cower in the corner from self!
Japanese chef cooks own genitals at banquet in Tokyo, serves 5 people. What did everyone get a half inch???
Japanese chef cooks, serves own genitals at banquet in Tokyo. If I want some old Japanese meat in my mouth I’ll go down on Yoko Ono!
Kate Gosselin surprised networks don’t want her. Me too! And I’m sure her other fan is pissed off too! #buhbye
Tara Reid reportedly dating 60-year-old jeweler. They have a lot in common. She’s been in ‘American Pie’. He was in the American Revolution!
Sharon Stone nanny sues for calling her “stupid Filipino.” That’s rude & offensive. Who does she think she is — ME???
Corey Feldman being stalked by 300-lb woman. Thinner, more attractive stalkers busy with more relevant celebs - like Corey Haim!
Dog The Bounty Hunter’ canceled by A&E. That’s too bad. I really enjoyed watching Dog & his Mom catch criminals on tv!
