Maryland student eats roommate’s brain & heart. See what happens when someone eats your last pack of Ramen Noodles!
The Situation to become superhero in new comic book. Can’t wait to read ‘Superdouche’! What’s his kryptonite: Roasting?
Rihanna poses nude on Twitter for her fragrance ‘Nude’. Her being nekkid is getting older & more predictable than ‘Two & A Half Men’!
Kathie Lee asks Martin Short how long he’s been married to dead wife. Regis must be rolling in his grave. Oh he’s still alive? Whatever.
Man tries to pay for meal at Denny’s with pot. Don’t ya hate it when Snoop leaves his wallet on the tour bus!
Melissa Rivers & porn king Steve Hirsch split. Woulda loved 2 see her & Joan on the AVN’s red carpet! “Oh that buttplug cldn’t be tackier!”
Levi Johnston broke, living with Mom in Alaska. He’s a single-parent, posed nude & wrote a useless book. He should date Jim Carrey next!
Happy Memorial Day, Meanies! Ironic that a day of remembrance is usually follow by a day of not remembering! #alcohol
