Me in the little chair. Never thought I’d see the day!!!
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I’ll be on Adam Carolla’s podcast Mon10pPST/7pEST. We’ll be bidding on pics of Kim Kardashian’s afterbirth so tune in! http://bit.ly/159VNJp
And a special Happy Father’s Day to my Dad! Thanks, Dad — “Lisa” is a much prettier name than “Accidental Leakage”! I love you!!! XO
Watch me on Inside Amy Schumer Tues 10:30p @ComedyCentral. Most fun I’ve had since I got stoned & went wig shopping with Amanda Bynes!
Celebrity Father’s Day message: Hey Bruce - Happy Father’s Day to our not real dad! Love Kim, Kourtney & the Big ‘Un!
Celebrity Father’s Day message: Even tho u loved cocaine more than me, beat up Mom & leeched on my money, hi from rehab! Love, Lindsay
Celebrity Father’s Day message: Even tho you’re a wacky Scientologist, jumped on Oprah’s couch & likely in the closet, I still love u! Suri
Celebrity Father’s Day message: “Thanks to you, Dad, I’m a pierced-face, stoned-out, crazy wig-lady. Happy Father’s Day!” Love Amanda
1 wk from tonight, I’m playing LA’s Club Nokia, 7&9:30p. Get tix at axs.com. I love LA! It’s only city that celebrates ILLEGAL Labor Day!
Watch me on Inside Amy Schumer Tues, 10:30p on @ComedyCentral. Most fun I’ve had since Michael Douglas went down on me & DIDN’T get cancer!