It’s cool that Kris & Bruce Jenner have separate houses. If there’s 1 thing they’re known for, it’s doing the right thing for their family!
Kris & Bruce Jenner live in separate houses. Much like his face, rumors of their impending divorce are highly distorted!
Makes sense that Kourtney Kardashian wore a strap-on penis on her show. Every time I watch that show, I feel like I just took it in the ass!
Kourtney Kardashian wears strap-on penis on her TV show. Wow! They’ll do anything for ratings. Except be interesting!
Baltimore’s jail is full of contraband, gangs, sex. Sounds like my former dating life! Or Congress!
Report: Baltimore’s jail full of contraband, gangs, sex. No shit! And Tom Cruise’s house is full of copies of Dianetics & shoe lifts!
FL woman designs toilet paper wedding dress. How white-trash can u get? BTW, congrats to the lucky bridesmaid who caught the toilet brush!
I could definitely see Al Pacino as Han Solo in ‘Star Wars’. “Come say hello to my NOT so little friend, Chewbacca!” #HanManero
Al Pacino reveals he almost played Han Solo in ‘Star Wars’. “I’m Han Solo. You fuck with me, you’re fucking with the best!” #ScarWars
McDonalds admits salads only make up 2-3% of sales. That’s like Megan Fox admitting 2-3% of her fans watch her movies for the acting! #duh